training

The act of pretending to be a train. This can be done with a group of people in a line or alone.

This includes (but is not limited to) synced robotic movements, "choo choo" noises and clicking imitating an old steam powered train passing through a landscape.

"we went training yesterday in the forest because we were to embarrassed to do it around people"

Train Tuesday

Train Tuesday is where we celebrate trains and always have to use trains and not another transportation vehicles

Hey dude guess what!
Your gay?
No you dumbass, It is Train Tuesday

Oh.
Cool right?
Yeah I guess so…

Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.

"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

run a train

a bunch of desperate men having sex with a single person, one after the other and wrecking her like a train

Person a: “ She found out we run a train on her daughter”

Person a: “ Just everyone besides me and person U ”
Edgar-Allan-Poe

Run a train

When a bunch sad guys with no self respect or self worth have sex with a female who also has no self respect or self worth or could be (in certain cases) getting raped

Guy 1 :Hey man do you wanna run a train on this girl I found sleeping outside?

Guy 2 :Sure I don’t have anything better to do with my life at all, I don’t have a girlfriend, wife or kids and I don’t think I ever will also I might be a closet gay so I’m only tapping the booty hole #onthedownlow

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Payne Train

When you ‘Payne Train’ someone in any sport but mostly referred with basketball is when you run full speed at your opponent to run into them, knocking them down in the process while you score an open net and sometimes even get the and one.

Gosh diggily darn he just Payne Trained that guy for the clutch 3 point play, what a unit.