anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

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Anal Sack

Balls taht grow out of your asshole and explode on the 10th day they are exopsed

OH NO IT IS THE 10th day of the anal sack AHHHhhhhhh

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anal bifida

nasty smelly white discharge (not feces) from the anus

my cat anal bifida(ed) all over my bed! It stunk!

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Gay Anal

When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.

Dude: Lets have gay anal.
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.

Dude 2: I can't walk!!

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octo anal

when eight guys shove their dicks in a guys,girls or dogs ass

dom called all his cousins and gave sabrina octo anal (sabrina is his dog).

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anal pizza

(noun) Italian. Occurs when two Italian males decide to go pitcher and catcher on top of raw pizza dough, using marinara sauce as lubricant. After finished playing ball, the dough is put in the oven. After the dough is baked, the two males share a snack. Please note: double penetration may occur with pepperoni stick

Mario and Luigi enjoyed an anal pizza after a long hard day of plumbing.

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anal knight

Weird sick gay guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass

Hey you know that guy Justin?yeah. He's such an anal knight

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