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A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.
Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.
Person: Ok Mike
A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”
When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".
I gave her the Mike Tyson
To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.
There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?
Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.
Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.
a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted
mike niesen's dick smells like fish
Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like
"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"