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monkey link

A phrase reffering to the tiny little monkeys that hang on to eachother. Meaning when a clique is chillin and some random kid is continuously trying to include himself/herself.

Coolkid1: Hey guys lets get pizza tonight!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!

by bigmoneybri February 9, 2008


monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.

She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen

by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020


monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022


Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020


monkey hop

To swing ones arms side by side while walking with a hop because of great joy/happiness.

Upon seeing his girlfriend, Phil monkey hopped towards her.

by African Lily April 5, 2017


mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer October 1, 2021


Mortar Monkey

A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.

"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"

by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023