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When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!
Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.
Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!
Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.
Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!
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To get over excited over something.
Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
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You somehow get redirected here by searching up "Jesus" and clicking the first definition. Here's to redirect you: Jesus
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An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.
the name comes from the following:
Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo
GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!
Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"
Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"
Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"
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A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"
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