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Mount Scopus Memorial College

A Jewish day school for rich Jews, located in Melbourne, Australia. It is the largest and most populated Jewish school in Australia. There are a few kindergarten campuses and a couple of primary campuses. The biggest of all the campuses is the Gandel Campus in the suburb Burwood. This campus is for grades 4-12, and has 1400 students.
Scopus is a shorter name for people who can't be bothered saying the full school name. It's a Jewish school, but not religious.

Scopus is the most awesome school in every way; but the only reason why it's not so great is because of all the jappy sluts and super-large groups. The assemblies at Scopus are usually very humorous.

The only reasons why Melbournian Jews don't go to scopus is because of the mean bitches, or because of the high price and they are unable to pay for Scopus' awesomeness.

Bobert: Mummy, look at that girl across the street. I haven't seen her in this street before.
Mum: Yes, darling. Jodi and her Block family are new to the street.
Bobert: Mummy, why is she wearing a weird star necklace?
Mum: That's because she is Jewish.
Bobert: And why is she wearing that top? It's way too big for her.
Mum: Hmm...I don't know. I guess she goes to Mount Scopus Memorial College. It must be a trendy thing at that school.
Dad: Ugh, I have a bad feeling about that girl Jodi. I don't want another Scopus kid living on our street. That girl will be having street parties every week!
Bobert: But how do you know, daddy?
Mum: That's what Scopus teens do, Bobert.

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

21πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


college lorette collegiate

A school for homos .There women are sluts and have no class and the guys are shit fallers who have no balls what so ever and they sucks shit at basketball. Over all not at good school

Student: please mom don't make me go to college lorette collegiate

Mom : but it's so close
Student : but all the guys there are butt buddies and have sex with each other in the change room

by A better school February 2, 2011

3πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Mater Maria Catholic College

A semi private catholic school located on the Nothern Beaches.This High School has the faciltys of a public school but is some how classified as private.

oi that kid goes to Mater Maria Catholic College
He must be a try hard puplic school goer.

by big bizzle b.1 August 13, 2009

19πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


College Avenue Secondary School

A High School located in Oxford County. CASS is the worst high school to go to. The Smoke pits are filled with greasy dart whores and wannabe gangsters. The preps have their heads so far up their asses, they think going to a school dance while they're "white girl wasted," is fun. The staff are amazing people, for the most part. CASS is filled with drama and petty bullshit. If you're thinking about sending your Child to CASS, think again.

CASS Sucks Ass. College Avenue Secondary School supports skids.

by Bent over May 14, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ellowes hall sports college

A secondary school in Dudley that is considered posh because it has a swimming pool, gym and posh drama studios. Also has a lot of rich pepole in that would be poor if they didn’t have drug dealers in there family. Also is in a posh woodland area with lots of peadofiles hiding in bushes.

Two types of people that go to ellowes
-Hey my names β€œperson” I live in a four million pound house but still Can’t Aford to go to a private school.
-hey my names β€œperson” I live in ugly Council house or flat in Dudley.

Ellowes hall sports College is fancy!

by Richbitchhhh October 15, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dakota County Technical College

A two-year technical college located in Rosemount, Minn. that skips the bull and gets down to business.

The girl had skills, so she went to Dakota County Technical College so she could put them to use.

by reeneysweetie February 2, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


your mom goes to college

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

by GangstaBoiBenjAmIn January 12, 2005

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