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Dads that need to be beat to death because of not supporting their children emotionally, monetarily, or even being a physical presence in their lives.
Congratulations, you haven't sent money to your son in 16 years. You now qualify as a dead beat dad!
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Trying to do something thats unachievable
Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.
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An African-American who likes to wear bright red clothing.
Lateesha went to Macy's and came back looking like a Dead Rose
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A master ranter, and funny guy.
Some random stuff he says includes "Holy Vaginas" or "vagina cakes"
Here is an example of Whip U Dead "Verbally owning" cr4ckshot
(03:43:15) <+Whip_U_Dead> and learn to type
(03:43:18) <cr4ckshot> u fcuking no lifer(
03:43:22) <+Whip_U_Dead> so go eat a large bag of flaming shit you asseating pissant
(03:43:33) <+Whip_U_Dead> go hang yourself with your mousecord you buttfucking pussy.
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A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.
Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.
Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...
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The act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.
Tod: I think we should eat tacos every night.
Tim: I think you should shut up because tacos every night is the worst idea ever.
Tod: Tacos. Every. Night.
Sam: Dude, no.
Tod: WE NEED TO EAT TACOS EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT, MAN!
Tim: *sigh*
Sam: Way to beat a dead horse...
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A term for the condition of the alcoholic population of Key West after a wild night, typically found asleep on the sidewalks of Duval St. or on the docks near Mallory Square.
"Man, I drove in to Key West this morning and I could've sworn I saw a dead guy on the side of the road."
"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."
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