Trying to do something thats unachievable
Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.
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An African-American who likes to wear bright red clothing.
Lateesha went to Macy's and came back looking like a Dead Rose
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A master ranter, and funny guy.
Some random stuff he says includes "Holy Vaginas" or "vagina cakes"
Here is an example of Whip U Dead "Verbally owning" cr4ckshot
(03:43:15) <+Whip_U_Dead> and learn to type
(03:43:18) <cr4ckshot> u fcuking no lifer(
03:43:22) <+Whip_U_Dead> so go eat a large bag of flaming shit you asseating pissant
(03:43:33) <+Whip_U_Dead> go hang yourself with your mousecord you buttfucking pussy.
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A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.
Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.
Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...
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The act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.
Tod: I think we should eat tacos every night.
Tim: I think you should shut up because tacos every night is the worst idea ever.
Tod: Tacos. Every. Night.
Sam: Dude, no.
Tod: WE NEED TO EAT TACOS EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT, MAN!
Tim: *sigh*
Sam: Way to beat a dead horse...
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A term for the condition of the alcoholic population of Key West after a wild night, typically found asleep on the sidewalks of Duval St. or on the docks near Mallory Square.
"Man, I drove in to Key West this morning and I could've sworn I saw a dead guy on the side of the road."
"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."
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A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.
"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."
"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."
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