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Nutting 4 times in 34 minutes!
Jizz Hornkamp, of Willheim II, scored 4 times against Den Hague and celebrated with a Dutch striker!
Von Dutch is the beautiful song by written and produced by charli xcx, it comes with two different remixes one starring Addison Rae.
Stanley: hey how’s your day going?
Richard: eh it’s alright
Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot
When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face
At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.
I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.
When you jack off after eating Doritos
After munching on a bag of Doritos, I turned on the computer and made some orange Dutch
The act of farting inside another's vagina, it gets it's name from the infamous "Dutch Oven"
Damn, I just gave my girl the best Dutch Buster ever bro
A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)
Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"