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WATCH OUT ITS ETHAN HES GOT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR although he is one of the best fucking guys in the world watch out cus he’s dangerous and he plays with you mind his beautiful tall handsome self is full of wisdom and is great at everything BUT BE CARFUL LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY CAN KILL YOU INSTANTLY.
OH NO ITS ETHAN TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM I SEE HIS BEAUTY AND THE LIGHT!
Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.
Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.
Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.
The idiot who dates your sister then sorta dates you then goes to your best friend. But thats ok because he is your best friend even tho you like him alot but who cares right??
ETHANS GIRLFRIEND:Hey look its ethan..........
Me; oh yea....ok bye
He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.
He is such an ethan
Ethan is perfection. He is that guy that can make you laugh anywhere anytime. When you are together you feel safe, happy and at ease. Talking to him makes you forget all the bad things for a while. Hes is very good at acting not in a theatrical type of way, but in the way he can put on a smile mask to make everyone happy. No matter his feelings.He is the guy that a girl would stay up all night to think about and cry over.Ethan is many things, to many to describe often when u are with him you feel like your on cloud 9. He is the type of guy to listen to everything you have to say and never judge one word. I hope that he will always have someone to listen to his problems so they aren't kept in bottles. Because Ethan. he deserves the world.
Ethan is incredible. He has a very kind heart and always checks in on other people before himself. This fine gentleman is very good at acting, but not in a theater type of way. In the way that no matter how he is feeling he puts on a smile to make others happy not matter what is going on inside. He is the type of guy that can make you laugh no matter where or when. When you are with Ethan you feel safe. Hes the guy that girls will stay up all night thinking about and crying over without him even making an effort.There are so many amazing things about him and i could never name them all. Thats why i am so glad to have him in my life at all even if it hasn't been for long. I hope he will always have someone to make him laugh and smile and just forget about all the bad things for a while because Ethan. He deserves the world.