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When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
keep a pouch of sweetcorn in your wallet like 6 or 7 bits, when you have had a really nice meal out and want to know the value within your body then eat the sweetcorn, check your poop over next few days and once the sweetcorn is visible you know that meal has been pooped out.
That meal at "insert expensive restaurant name" had a food bookmark of 5 days
A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.
Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."
The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.
Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.
When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.
Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.
Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.
Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!
The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat
“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien