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Males with extreme genetic ear and lip traits.
That guys a real Monkey Duck Boy
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when a person puts a whole bunch of ducks in a bag and feels bad about it later so he/she throws them off a cliff
tony: what did u do with those ducks?
alfred: i gave them the old sorry sack of duck
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a way of showing that you are proud of a duck finaly swimming in a lake. (for some reason.)
quack quack! me: yes im proud of you! i love you, little duckling! hey, look mother! the duck swam in the lake!!!!!
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To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.
Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.
person A- what are you doing
Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking
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Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.
Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'
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When a guy purses both lips out to look like a ducks bill to give a kiss to a woman after she's sucked his cock. This is done to insure that she doesn't try to sneak her tongue in there and get his own cum in his mouth.
Shaniqua came up to give Gerardo a kiss after he blew his wad in her mouth. He didn't want to taste jizz though so he gave her a quick duck-bill kiss and told her to go brush her stanky teeth.
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A complex sexual maneuver, involving a Filipino duck, a loaded asshole, and one drunk bitch.
The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.
Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
ex1.Tyler: dude my girlfriend is wasted, and we are going past a Filipino restaurant. time to do a Filipino Duck Fuck!?
ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!
ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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