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Friend with benefits is a Magic friend. The ideal relationship. The miss of compromise makes both be excellent friends and lovers.
He is the man I was looking for. But because of the difference of age- I am much older- we stay as friend with benefits. Never will I find such a good friend and lover. HE is. But....
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someone you become friends with too quickly and easily, leading you to trust them when you don't know them well
never trust an easy friend
after five minutes I felt like I knew her forever, and after a month figured out she was crazy and manipulative
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Going as friends usually is an unfortunate scenario for one party and just ok for the other. It is when (usually) a guy asks a girl that he likes on a date. But for this poor soul the girl only sees him as a friend. She will accept but as to negate the guy having any thoughts of making any sort of romantic move she labels it as going as friends. The guy, even though in the long run it is bad for him, accepts as to just get to spend time with her. This occurs commonly when a party has been placed in the friendzone.
This scenario could be reversed where the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl.
random girl "you and kate are so cute together you would make a great couple, you should ask her to prom"
guy "I did, she said yes. We are going as friends"
random girl "Congratulations!"
guy's guy friend "sucks bro"
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A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.
Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me!
Anna: Shut up, your ego will live.
Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche!
Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.
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Your Girlfriend's "guy friends" who she has lined up to date after you break up
Mike is "Just a good friend, don't worry about us hanging out". After the breakup she then proceeds to date him.
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the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.
girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?
guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
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1. Someone you are having casual sex with, a "fuckbuddy" or "bedbuddy".
2. Someone you are cheating on your S.O. with.
3. Someone you shouldn't be hanging around with.
Mom: "And who is this?"
Jill: "Mom? Oh, uh....this is my umm...friend Joey.
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