damaged goods

This is when you date someone (usually a girl) who has just recently been dumped by a guy. Usually when the guy dates the girl and then dumps her after a few days because he realizes she has appearance problems which he didn't notice before

Are you serious!! Dude she's damaged goods, you shouldn't even think about dating her right now.

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a good fuck

A good fuck is when a gigantic black cock enters a tiny asian pussy. Bloody, rare like a New York Strip. Slap my ass ho, slappit good.

Lee Ping got teabagged by Deon Sanders!!!!!!!!!! What a good fuck fuck fuckitty chicken titty titty bang bang.

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Good Intentions

3rd studio album by nav

did you listen to good intentions?

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Good Homophobe

Basically being homophobe but respect other people *not gay people in anyway*

friend: ur such a good homophobe
me: i know

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good at sitting

When a girl is especially talented in the buttocks region. Or, more simply, she just has an amazing ass.

James: Damnnn that girl is good at sitting!
Ian: Yeah I could see dat ass from AmsterDAMNNN!
Brian: I saw it all the way from Djibouti!

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3 good

When a particular excuse is so convincing that you could use it 3 times without it losing it's credibility.

Mom: Why is there porn in our internet history?

John: Sorry, mom, it was in a pop-up from another website.

Mom: Oh ok then.

Dad: Damn, son, that excuse wasn't just good. It was 3 good

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GOOD GRADES

SPREADING THEM BOOTY CHEEKS FOR DADDY AND THEN GETTING BUTFUCKED BY THE 83 YEAR OLD ENGLISH TEATCHER

Hey are you gettin good grades

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