when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter.
look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown hand !!!!
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When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.
So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?
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Painfully sticking a whole hand into your vagina.
"Jennifer makes me want to hand myself with a bendy ruler"
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Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
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The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC
Don't shake his wanking hand or you'll be scarred for life.
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When your hand gets scraped up and raw after lipping spotted, smallmouth, and sometimes largemouth bass all day. A good fishing trip usually has a good bass hand the day after.
What a lunker! I bet she gave you one hell of a bass hand!
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(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
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