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"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...
This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...
will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...
someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility
For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or
Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
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A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis
My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!
A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.
Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!
When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance
"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"