The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION
Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him
January 23rd is when you can have a happy head fest with anyone you want ANYONE
On January 23rd I'm going to have a give my teacher head
It’s Opposite Day bc I said it is
“Hey what’s today?”
“It’s January 23rd, meaning it’s Opposite Day.”
“Wait really?-“
“Yea, bc I said it is.”
“Alright.”
The day I made a mistake of talking to kiri
On January 30th the demon known as ever talking to kiri (jokes maybe i haven’t decided)
January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.
My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense
January 17th is national cat day. You cuddle your cat(s) and spend the day with them, Cat owned or not you can draw cats instead. <Cat3
Its january 17th
National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.
Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.