Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

Ringo Job

A Ringo job is where you give a girl a rim job humming here comes the sun, while using a yellow dildo on her at the same time.

Hey bro, you know that girl Jude? Well I didn't let her down last night when I did a Ringo job on her.

Fag job

Something of a sexual nature between homies that u never tell anyone about

Bro don't tell anyone about that fag job.

swill job

When a woman pukes during a blow job, and, without pausing to clean up/brush teeth, still manages to take the act to completion.

"I am so bored today, the only way I will survive the afternoon is with a swill job."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."

job meeting

pointless meeting in a office or somewhere else for work

Cona :How's your day.
Lilly : *sigh* job meeting was boring.

asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.

An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P

Dredge Job

Receiving a blowjob in which the giver uses so much teeth, it's as if they are attempting to dredge the flesh from the penis, similar to a dredge scraping the bottom of a waterway to make it deeper.

"Dude when she went down on me it felt more like a dredge job than a blow job."

"That dredge job left my penis feeling like I made love to Edward Scissorhands, or a food processor."