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just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides
look, im not special. im just a regular human being.
the lie you tell someone hoping they will believe you, when you both know damn well that you're about to fuck.
"Yeah, I'm going to her house but we're just gonna cuddle."
Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can't know that! You can't read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?
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Please?
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what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*
person B: wtf
person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
Nolightz just over dumble doors fence When you walk to someone’s door knock and they answer with they’re dick in they’re hand
Nolightz just over dumble doors fence At the Kebin
A Jamaican Term For Calm Down Relax Take it Easy
Yo Just Easy
HeyCalm Down