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bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019


a mary shelley

A hand job in a mausoleum .

"My goth girlfriend totally gave me A Mary Shelley last night! "

by Cricci August 23, 2019


ily marie.

ily marie.

ily marie.

by yurielo September 25, 2022


Frances Gladys Marie Ervin

Very fun to be around, Great person, Loves to drink and have a good time. Will stick up for you when needed and is always there when you fall down. She's first aid certified and can patch up and boo boo, whether it be physically or emotional she can fix it. She's the best mom and always looks out for her children and pushes them to make good decisions. Her inner child is still strong and she believes everyone deserves love. She's an amazing woman.

Brenda: " Hey, I'm going to Frances Gladys Marie Ervin's tonight!"

Luke: " Not without me you're not! That Frannie is an amazing gal."

by rayjay2109 January 6, 2023


Mary Tarola

A Mary Tarola is a beautiful brown eyed colorful haired woman. Who is drop dead sexy, as beautiful as a angel and has a contagious smile. She has a intellect, sense of humor, and sass that are equal to her immense beauty. Her wit and sarcasm are main stays of her personality. Making her the best person to have a conversation with. While generally kind and respectful her fun loving nature can quickly turn on a attitude that you will wish you not brought upon yourself. She will leave in a state of self doubt, make you feel like a small sad person and wish you hadn't crossed her. But this is only reserved for those who are out of pocket. While she may seem like a near perfect person her romantic taste is men is something that leaves even the most experienced psychoanalysts in confusion. Because they are guys that are so beneath her its a suprise she can even see them.

That girl is the definition of a mary tarola.
I wish you more like a mary tarola, tgen it would be easier to put up with you

by Nickatrickjohnson69 September 12, 2021


Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

by Batman‼️🦇 June 13, 2023


double mary

Taking a hit of marijuana(Mary) from a bong filled with Bloody Mary.

*** If you're bold enough, take the hit and drink the Bloody Mary right after.

Bro, last night was wild! I did a Double Mary. Just when I was done taking the hit of Mary, I started drinking down the Bloody, and things got super high! Afterwards I had to hit the solo rollo to come back.

by Boudini April 19, 2017