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The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 28, 2011


Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 16, 2018


Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016


gunga monkey

Gunga Monkey is two separate words. Gunga means goodbye, and monkey means monkey.

Person 1: Gunga monkey
Person 2: Gunga monkey

by December 10, 2020

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Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? February 17, 2011


Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.

Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..

by December 24, 2021


Monkey Dipping

The act of bmxing, or traveling on bike. Usually up-taken by gay men.

Monkey Dipping- 3 Faggets riding their bikes around when theyre bored.

by MonkeyDipper May 5, 2011