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The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016


Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 10, 2019


Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 28, 2024


mud

In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc

Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.

by poorfool808 April 29, 2018


mud

a bond that’s thicker than blood, unbreakable

that’s my mud fr, we’ve been through everything together

by träpstxr May 6, 2023


Mud

Noun
/mo͞od/

-pronounced the same way as mood
-another way of saying mood; a shortcut of saying mood

Lol, this chat is very mud.”

by lolwhatok May 16, 2019


Mud

When someone is looking a mess and unattractive

"You look so mud"

by M.v.t-abb April 22, 2017