When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.
Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.
In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc
Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.
a bond that’s thicker than blood, unbreakable
that’s my mud fr, we’ve been through everything together
Noun
/mo͞od/
-pronounced the same way as mood
-another way of saying mood; a shortcut of saying mood