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When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
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A common statement on LUE a board of gamefaqs, where there is an "erotic" story and at the "good" parts you see "NINJAS...HUNDREDS OF THEM!"
One day I was having sex with my girlfriend and then out of the blue, NINJAS...HUNDREDS OF THEM appeared on my couch!
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when hot girl leaves the bed by performing a backwards roll over her head and shoulders and landing with her feet on the floor while exposing her butt while she rolls. Usually involves the person performing the ninja roll to be somewhat flexible and athletic or just in a big hurry to get out of bed.
Charlotte tried to do a sexy ninja roll out of bed yesterday but failed terribly and fell on the floor
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when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.
i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special
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An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.
Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.
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Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"
Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
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The little white table top lookin things you get with your pizza. If bent out of shape, they resemble ninja stars.
Person 1: "Dude, we just had a mexican ninja star fight in the parking lot."
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