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A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.
On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.
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A condom in which is far to large for the individuals penis, and is loose like a poncho
The small asain man put on a magnum, he was sporting a huge penis poncho
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A penis that can satisfy any woman regardless of her sexual orientation.
I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.
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A water penis is a fucking water penis.
Your fucking welcome
This man be drinking water penis
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a penis that can shoot out jizz soo fast that it looks like a bullet.
when the guy has nitro penis he can cum really fast
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The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.
There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.
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1. The sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard penis before he ejaculates.
2. The thing strangers in a van offer.
1. I sucked every drop of his yummy penis candy.
2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
“My penis candy!”
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