oh you MOTHER

By far and beyond, the most commonly used Tomism (see "Tomism"). The phrase has it's origins when Tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. Chris quietly put a lump of horse shit in the middle of the mask. When Tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to Chris saying, "OHHHH... you MOTHER!!!" Since this event, it has become his signature phrase.

After saying, "OH you MOTHER", he proceeded to chase Chris around the barn, tackle him and perform Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture on him for revenge.

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Oh Scuba Moose

Only the best Call of Duty player in existence. If the Moose joins your game, you forfeit immediately.

pingu-newb : "woah i'm going 3-0 bogz!! OH NO ITS OH SCUBA MOOSE, well there goes my kill-to-death."

*3-50*

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oh my god

an exclamation used during anal sex

oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt

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oh what a night

Bomb ass tune from back in the day, by Frankie Avalon and the four seasons, however my iPod says billy joel sang it - noooo.
the harmonising on this song is simple but you can't match it, pure genius

I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
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oh yeah, huh

what you say after you are told that you said something stupid.

are you gonna skip class tomorrow?
i can't, i have a midterm.
oh yeah, huh. ok.


jim: i don't really think that Rousseau is trying to represent the people in his theory of social contract.
bob: what are you talking about? he's the one who defines the general will!
jim: oh yeah, huh...

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Oh My Shizzle

just like saying, "oh my god" except your saying "oh my penis"

a guy gets a sex change
as he is undressing, he looks down and.."OH MY SHIZZLE!!" O_O

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oh me mama

Dis a word for one coolie to uze wen someting HORRIBLE happens.

EX: OH ME MAMA!!! whey de remote fa da damn t.v de??? dum ppl iyu eat de ting out.

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