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Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.
I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)
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(n.) The food that one eats once arrived at home after a day at school. This food represses you hunger.
Damn! I need some serious post-school hunger-repressors quick!
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When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.
I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.
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The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.
Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."
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When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.
Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!
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the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
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