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Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024


Sausage Mouth

When You eat a sausage,and then fart,you taste sausage in your mouth

Hey bro ,last night I was so poes honger I ate a worsie and had to take a vet kak and then I had sausage mouth

by Pussydestroyer417 March 16, 2021


Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 5, 2014


hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 4, 2009


Sausage print

The printing of a penis in a pair of pants.

Becky: "damn, did you see his huge sausage print? I would love to unwrap that!"

by TallTin September 10, 2017


eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick January 14, 2016


Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022