Someone that is immensely beautiful from all angles.
Hey, did you see Rebecca last night?
Yeah dude, what a side view
To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.
He's been side schwerpcing all evening.
not balanced. not level. not even.
1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach
You are laying flat on your side
DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Suholden Sides refers to the legend that lived at 638 Suholden Circle and used to crush ass in video games such as Mario Party and Mario Kart and would also crush brews and dominate beer pong, ping pong and flip cup. Also used as an adjective to describe a being of unnatural force.
Did you see Suholden Sides win another mini game star after downing a 12 pack? The guy is an animal!