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A common statement on LUE a board of gamefaqs, where there is an "erotic" story and at the "good" parts you see "NINJAS...HUNDREDS OF THEM!"
One day I was having sex with my girlfriend and then out of the blue, NINJAS...HUNDREDS OF THEM appeared on my couch!
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when hot girl leaves the bed by performing a backwards roll over her head and shoulders and landing with her feet on the floor while exposing her butt while she rolls. Usually involves the person performing the ninja roll to be somewhat flexible and athletic or just in a big hurry to get out of bed.
Charlotte tried to do a sexy ninja roll out of bed yesterday but failed terribly and fell on the floor
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when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.
i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special
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An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.
Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.
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Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"
Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
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The little white table top lookin things you get with your pizza. If bent out of shape, they resemble ninja stars.
Person 1: "Dude, we just had a mexican ninja star fight in the parking lot."
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a beer pong ninja is one who incorporates stealth and finesse into his or her beer pong game. these ninjas generally hide around doorways and large objects, as the trajectory angle from said furnishings significantly aids the beer pong ninja's shot. these ninjas are rarely seen standing in open space, and will remain hidden from sight until it is his or her turn to shoot, but will only appear for the few seconds it takes to shoot, as the ninja will return to hiding instantly. although he/she may look awkward or silly, it is unwise to underestimate the beer pong ninja, as his/her skills are worthy of singlehandedly destroying a whole team's livers.
man that beer pong ninja whipped my ass. i need to grow a second liver.
how the fuck does ryan shoot from the doorway??
he's a beer pong ninja..
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