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A group of 5 men, brothers, boys, 4 boys and 1 girl who is really matured, 5 girls who call themselves as bros or 5 dads.
The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
the improper treatment of, or cruelty toward one's bro.
Bro 1: yo dawg I heard you like spoilers
Bro 2: shut the hell up, man
Bro 3: Woah woah woooaaaahhhh.... No Bro-murder, homey.
Bro 1: just Bro-love.
When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else
Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?
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Very very stupid kid with a fat, shriveled up penis. He also has anger issues and says everybody's bullying him even though he's never seen real bullies before. He also has "sex dolls" of everybody he knows and has sex with them whenever he feels like it. One day he brought one named "Rachel" to our house and demonstrated for us, his penis didn't fit in the "sex dolls" hole. he had to use a knife to make the hole bigger!
Yo, bro.0 you've got some problems
bro.0: Yeah I do, now fuck off !!!
An extremely awesome act executed in order to rectify a previous wrong done by the guilty party to his fellow bros.
Coined by the staff of DavinciFox.com
John: Hey Mike its pretty cool that Pat let us watch the game at his place and bought a pizza for us.
Mike: Yeah he is just trying to Re-Bro with us because he ditched us last week to go see the Sex in the City movie with Carla.
John: You know this pizza is starting to taste like guilt.
Mike: Nah bro keep eating i'm gonna go piss on his bathroom floor
A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.
"God I hate Marshall. He is such a pole smoking exlax bro."