Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.
These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.
see stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files
Hi ( insert name here ), I'm never going to go out with you!
Hey ( insert name here ), stop looking at me and look at Berrington.
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You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish
Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'
This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.
Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D
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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(
hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
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Sarah is such a cool person that when you see her you can't resist opening your mouth and say: "Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?"
Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?
Wow! Sarah why you look so cool dude?
Dude wow?! Sarah why you look so cool
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Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.
Cool Kid: "You're weird. "
Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."
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This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
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