Mexican Shoeshine

The green tinted stain you gets on the white parts of your shoes from mowing the lawn.

Damn, this Mexican Shoeshine is costing me a small fortune in shoes.

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couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

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being a mexican

The art of inserting ones penis into a fajita

Hey dude I just caught Jason being a Mexican in the toilets

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mexican earthquake

A seismic activity cause by pure joy.

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.

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Mexican Snowblower

When fucking a cocaine smuggler and she forgot to take the bag out of her pussy. The bag explodes and both party members recieve high amounts of cocaine.

Man I'm done fucking Hispanic women. She forget to take the bag of coke out of her pussy and boom I became a Mexican Snowblower. Trump needs to hurry up and build this Damn wall.

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Mexican Drano

Any Mexican meal that once ingested rockets through your stomach and out "unclogging the drain".

Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.

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mexican bulldozer

the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover's face or just some unexpecting persons.

Dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the SHIT!!!!

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