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A morbidly obese Teletubby that sits in a room and yells "ALSO, ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE THAT WATCH MY VIDEOS ARE A C T U A L L Y S U B S C R I B E D!!!!!!!!!!"
Dream is annoying
A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
Fragile dreams are dreams that can be changed easily by looking at something.
Man 1: Hey, look at this badly drawn Elmo! Man 2: Hey, fun fact, I have fragile dreams! Now you ruined them! Man 1: Please don't kil- Man 2: I COULD'VE WON A AWARD FOR MY DREAM! NOW PAY WITH YOUR LIFE! Man 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
X: Man she cheated on me with Adam.
Y: That asshole who sucker punched and you fractured your arm in 3 places.
X: Yes.
Y: Seems like u took a trip down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Z: You still got your dignity
A crackin tune by Green day and the most relatable song ever. I will write in upper case letters the lyrics I can relate to at the bottom.
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I WALK ALONE
Dream Work is the concept of creating innovation. In this state of mind, a person is at it's highest potential creating and helping for there team to achieve top performance. A person in the dream work circle isn't just a top performer, he's a symbol of someone you can always count on no matter how complex the issue might be. A symbol of help that will always be there when you need them.
I have friend that just created a million dollar startup and helped me create my own as well. He showed me the way of Dream Work.
The product of air master bation.
Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.
-Facts about Dream Semen-
Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.
I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.
Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.
Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.
Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds
Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.