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A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)
Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.
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Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.
" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "
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A word use to describe when two people of the oppisite sex have great chemistry
dude look at those guys sparks r fly'n
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The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"
Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
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Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?
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When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap
I'm so sorry bro...
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When someone gives you a big hug or jumps on you excitedly or powerfully, it's a super flying tackle pounce.
Some People were arguing. One of them jumped on the other and started beating him up. That's a super flying tackle pounce. You haven't seen a special person for a long time. you run up and hug them fiercely for a long time. that's a super flying tackle pounce.
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