Raging Titty Syndrome.

When your tits (male or female) have a mind of themselves, and intend to rage often. This syndrome can not be cured. Once you have it, it is there. RTS for short. Side effects may include : Rage quitting, Flipping tables, out bursts of swearing.

Guy: I think you may have RTS.
Girl: What is RTS?
Guy: Raging Titty Syndrome.
Girl: NO FUCKING WAY.

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Titty-butt-fart

when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.

An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.

Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.

Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!

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jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

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Reverse Titty Fuck

When you hook up with a straight up pooch and don't want to look at her dirty mug while you are titty fucking her, you sit on her face instead of her chest and do your business while your crack slides up and down her chin. If you're lucky, she will obtain a brown streak on her face, starting from her chin and leading up to her hair line.

Ted hadn't wiped his ass for weeks and left a stinky brown line on carols face when he gave her a reverse titty fuck on their anniversary.

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Titty Bar Down

Equivalent to going top cheddar, goin titty bar down is when a hockey player or lacrosse player snipes a shot and it hits the crossbar and then goes down in the net. Basically, a perfect shot that looks awesome.

Did you see Darrow dangle those two defenseman and then snip titty bar down?

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Water Faucet Titties

Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.

Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."

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come on my tittys

When a brother shoots his load on a hoe's milk moutains

My favorite part of the day is when he come on my tittys

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