smooth nugget turd

a Vienna sausage

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"

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crap step turd

patrick reckner

you look like crap step turd

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Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

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big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

playing yo-yo with a turd

When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.

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King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

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