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in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
Another word for "penis."
Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
He's such a turtle typer.
Your a vsco girl
Definely
Person1:i love turtles
Person 2:vscoo Girl
An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.