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A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours
Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing
Have you achieved The Long yet?
Have you become one with the Long?
Should have been the main character in Harriet Tubman: The Movie.
Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.
To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
If you're searching this you're either a horse or a subway sandwhich, either way it ends wrong.
/Foot/ from the latin word kinky or over-whelming.
Jesus! This rat's gotta be atleast a foot long