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Australian national and international line dancing champion in the following categories ;
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
Why is there a hole in the dance floor there? Oh it was just from Craig Donald here last week
America's number one cyber-enemy, according to Trump.
It wasn't Russia hacking the country's most crucial networks... "because they love me. Probably the DNC, Hunter Biden, the Chinese or my best guess, (mc)Donald's 400-pounder, sitting on his bed in New Jersey. Wasn't Russia because Putin said he didn't do it. And I believe him."
The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.
British guy: I have the Donald mumps.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.
Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
A ginger that likes to think he is the strongest person around. He is a huge hypocrite because he talks crap to other people but then when anyone says anything to him he gets extremely salty. He only plays first person shooters and Minecraft. Also when he gets one girl he thinks he is a player even though his girl has a case of crusty puss.
That kid is such a Donald Olson it makes me want to kill myself.
The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.
Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆
Acting in an insane and crazy way, rambling incoherently and lashing out over anything that is said to you.
Oh dear lord, looks like Karen has gone full Donald on the store manager again.