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Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.
My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.
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A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.
"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"
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When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.
I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.
This is a verse of a song named "Your love"
Adam and Eve were living their perfect life in Gods perfect Garden. UNTIL...
Eve had to go and take this forbidden fruit from a tree God said to not eat from. As we all know, the fruit is normally referred to as an apple. After this, Eve and Adam got separated.
I think Nicki said that everything was perfect till she s***wed everything up.
Now, this probably means "My dream/wish/vision was that we were still together. (after all)
X:-but my vision ends with the apple in the tree
A-No, I won't forgive you
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First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.
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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.
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An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck
Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds
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this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.
That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie
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