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A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.
The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.
When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"
"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
When a girl's vagina has the look, feel, taste, smell, and consistency of a Banana Pepper. Imagine having a banana pepper right in front of you. You can see it's bright yellow coloring, you can smell the vinegar, you salivate at the thought and smell of it as if you can taste it.
Now imagine pulling down her underwear and that is what you see and smell. Now, instead of a banana pepper or a vagina, you have a banana pepper pussy right in front of you. You're about to go in for the kill, but the sight, stench, and juices that emit from the pussy are rancid, as if the sweat and work from the day has spoiled it. It has not been refrigerated or stored properly, it is a nice body temperature degree.
If you have a cut on your lips, inside your mouth or on your tongue, an STD is the least of your worries. The vinegar will burn worse than Gonorrhea. The stench and liquid will stain your hands, mouth and life like Gonorrhea though.
Guy: "Hey girl, you got that Banana Pepper Pussy"
Girl: "What does that mean?"
Guy: "It means your pussy stench and consistency of a yellow, vinegary fucking Banana Pepper, bitch. Stay away."
Jupy is a being that humans are yet to understand. Jupy is a shadow like character who can teleport, be very agile, and could even slow down or speed up time as well as do many other feats. Jupy is known for being the Banana Man. Giving Bananas to everyone it meets. KazooDoesArt first spotted this creature while under a Banana Tree. Jupy also commits arson and does have a lot of power. Able to grow in height or shrink if needed. It can also move at high speeds. Jupy can be dangerous, but is around a good companion and friend. If you meet one. Cherish it.
Person one: I'm hungry.
Person two: Then ask Jupy the Banana Man for a Banana.
Person one: No way, he always sets more toaster on fire afterwards
When someone acts kooky, nuts, wacky, insane or a screwball.
The football fans were acting cuckoo banana bread over the bad call.
semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.
lisa: my throat hurts
jerry: oh i have something to make it better
lisa: u do? what is it?
jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
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Only the greatest game ever created. Created by Patrick Keough and Andrew Terenzi.
RULES OF PLAY!
1.Game of shooting friends, make your hand into the form of a gun.
2.Must say banana to activate gun (sort of like reloading)
3.Must make pew pew noise or shot doesnt count.
4.If you get shot you are done until the end of the round.
5. New round starts everytime a bell, ring, ding, etc. is heard. (these rules sometimes can be changed if bells are not heard different things can sometimes be made to signify new rounds)
6.Most of all have fun
7.There is no purposely creating your own rounds.
You see your friend walkin down the hall.
You:BANANA PEW PEW
Friend: AWW damn
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