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A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.
When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.
Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank
I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!
When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.
I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself
Someone who drinks and gets sleepy soon after.
Maigge was dizzy drunk last night that we had to grab an Uber to put her to bed .
The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.
Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!