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A shower shower is when you wash a shower by making it take a shower in a shower.
I just showered my shower by doing a shower shower.
A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.
“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”
When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.
I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.
a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.
"I just gave that bitch a polar shower."