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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022


fb break

an excuse for not doing work because you're on facebook or distracted by the internet.

I should be writing a paper right now but I'm on my fb break

by ragermajor June 8, 2012


Break through sex

It’s break up sex, but you are not dating. It is the last time you two have sex.

Charlie: yo, last night together

Lily: we need to make it memorable

Charlie: we should have break through sex

by Yoloerrrrrrr January 24, 2022


Break your bar

Meaning to apply strong force to the breaker bar you are using to remove a bolt that you unintentionally snap the bar causing you to break your back.

Break your bar, break your back.

by shinryuken November 20, 2008


Spring Break Greens

Euphemism for Marijuana.

Billy: Hey man, I've got the spring break greens. Hit me up if you need some.

Jason: Sick bro.

by kittensarereallycute January 10, 2012


box break

to break in and kill the people inside a furry con

Me: alright box break denfur john
John: ok coming

by Furrykillers.com March 14, 2023


No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

by FatPat_P March 6, 2018