the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever
hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye
christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.
Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
A black woman with a white husband
Christian Married black woman with white woman
He's a fat fuck, who preys on girls who beats his schmeat to super smash bros characters.
look at the Christian over there, blind as fuck!
the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates
1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do
2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that