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Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?
When something is so cold that you feel uncomfortable eating it
"Like you get something hot or just normally isnt cold and you eat some of it and you put it in the fridge and forget about it for a few days and then you remember and you take it out and bite into it and its just like 😶🤨🤢😖, that's awkwardly cold"
Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?
When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.
Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.
The opposite of real hot girl shit
Fake all these trends and new sayings I’m doing fine with my fake cold boy piss