The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.
After 24 hours of LAN'ing:
John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.
A variation of cold as balls
Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.
Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.
Someone who has a cold heart but can illustrate his emotions to only a select audience of females
Jansen is such a cold hearted kisser
something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
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Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.
Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML
Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...
"THERE COLD SORES"