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The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.
"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"
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An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
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When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
I can't get around this dog dicking driver.
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One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.
"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."
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When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.
"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"
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When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.
Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.
Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!
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That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.
"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."
"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."
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