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most overpriced brand ever. not that it dors anything or has karat gold in it..just a plot to trick rich people into buying it
preppy girl: omg i just bought the drunk elephant trunk!!
smart rando: you are the dumbest person evah
a person who tries to hug you when they're shit-faced and faceplants
My sister is such a lovey drunk.
When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)
When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)
Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room
What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me