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when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.
Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.
The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures
What’s wrong with Tim?
He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.
A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.
Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.
When one is so drunk they lose all concepts of reality thinking they are in fact a golden god.
What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk